spenging

the mixture of good and bad that is stereotypically spoken by wannabe roadmen commonly used by white kids

CALM SPENGING GYM SESH

by noooleavemealone June 27, 2018

Snerging

When one hobbles along a path and sniffs it at the same time. Usually associated with dogs.

The wild rat-dog Sophie was snerging across the barren landscape.
Dogs are Gucci.

by CAAAAAAAAAT April 9, 2019

Sparkling Shiraz

Receiving a golden shower from a menstruating woman.

When she asked to give me a golden shower I didn't realize she was on the rag. Ended up covered in Sparkling Shiraz.

by Oxford Dictionary of Awesome February 16, 2020

Sparkling Angel

A lover that pulls you in with her or his charm, and ends up tearing your heart out with deceit.

She made promises, and deceived me right from the start aka a Sparkling angel.

by Aka86 December 10, 2020

this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.

A happy shrugging emoji that is often used by memers

Person 1: oh no not that thing that does the thing.
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: why you gotta be that way.
Person 2:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.)

by Caperclop March 14, 2016

sparling

Noun. The product created when urinating while swimming.
The verb to sparl
Fr. Sparler

I just took a mean sparling upstream from you.

Before we go wakeboarding, I have to jump in the water for a quick sparling.

by KendraBoyd January 1, 2009

spelling

The ideal way to piss off angsty haters.

Cool guy: so u and me should go smoke a joint. up for it?
Butthurt guy: FUCK YOU. IT's YOU. AND IT'S YOU AND I, NOT YOU AND ME.
Cool guy: dude if u don't wanna smoke, its cool. i don't judge.
Butthurt guy: IT'S IT'S IT'S NOT ITS
Cool guy: haha bro i love tits too man.

(Cool guy doesn't give a fuck about spelling)

by pseyoudonym July 8, 2011