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reo speedwagoning

verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.
"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
by Peven glugh June 21, 2020
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I am speed

when your mom goes to check your history
Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed
by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020
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Speed

Amphetamine or amphetamine salts. Not meth, you incorrigible fucknuts. Speed lacks a methyl group. Don't do meth.
John: I'm on speed right now.

Joe: You're on meth?!

John: No, I'm on SPEED, you incorrigible fucknut.
by Rihanyce November 18, 2011
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Sebago Speedboat

n, v. The act when one man buries his face in between another man's buttocks and vigorously throws his head back and forth while resonating his lips to make a "brrrrr" sound. Very similar to motorboating.
I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.
by GBart444 July 8, 2011
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Speedy Piss

When you have to take a piss but your right in the middle of doing somethin, like watching a movie at a movie theater. So, what you do is go to the bathroom and force your pee as fast as you can out of your body, and go back to what you were doing.
"I was right in the middle of the movie when i had to go pee. So i ran to the restroom and took a Speedy Piss."
by AddamsAppleDude January 24, 2010
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Speed Screen

Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.

A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.

The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.

Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
by captmurk November 14, 2013
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speechless

Unable to speak due to nervousness or astonishment.
I'm completely speechless.
by The Human Being/Person December 25, 2016
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