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Speaker Canards

A nonsensical combination of automotive parts. Canards being small wings attached to the front of a car to provide downforce. Smart car owners would use the term to separate knowledgeable people from the rest. An updated version of muffler bearings
Man - did you see that sweet Camero at SEMA? I don't know how many WHP it was making, but from the look of the speaker canards, it really means business!
by kap0w February 20, 2009
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Speaker Jack

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!
by Shaytan July 5, 2010
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speakeration

I will use my speakeration skills to find out the story.
by thelaplander January 13, 2011
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speaker humping

A behavior practiced by some hardcore techno enthusiasts in Los Angeles at rave-style events at least by the mid-1990s, though it possibly originated a few years earlier.

Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
"Did you see those kandi kids speaker humping?" "Yeah, they practically knocked down that stack, they all were bumping into it on the beat. But that wasn't as crazy as that mosh pit got."
by Hardcore Massive Never Dies November 15, 2013
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speaker flare

The visual indication on a voice chat or VoIP program, like Skype, that indicates that a particular participant in the meeting is speaking.
Bob, I can see your speaker flare, but I can't hear you. Oh, wait, I just need to turn up my volume.
by Podj February 19, 2015
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Spreader

A rail passenger who sits in a single seat then, over time, spreads him or herself out across the adjoining seats
Quick, move over, here comes a spreader!
by EmptyPots March 28, 2015
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speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.
TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.
by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015
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