Slobsquatch

n. (Slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)

The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.

A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.

Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.

"Girlfriend! I gots to get me a Summer's Eve after that bike ride. There's a slobsquatch in my drawers."

"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."

by ted_logan April 30, 2010

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Snobservation

A noun.

An overused observation that is not profound yet is provided with an air of profundity and provides little or no substance to the matter or situation being observed.

Upon hearing Brandon complain about his malfunctioning iPhone and how his soup was too hot, Erin chimed in with one of her many snobservations: "<sigh> FIRST. WORLD. PROBLEMS."

by Erin Brandon September 20, 2011

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SHOOBS

Shoes and boots instead of one or the other.

"Mom, please help me find my shoobs for school".

by LilMama1975 May 28, 2018

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sooballz

@sooballz is a very funny, smart, and amazing person who gives you great content daily! Follow @sooballz🤬

“@sooballz is so funny” “we should follow them”

by Terry’s Girl March 30, 2022

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blue.soob

Funny and the best soob !!!! She is very kind and but likes pixels..

“isnt that the person that made that soob cult” “oh yeah! blue.soob she is funny :)”

by roseyyy <3 October 4, 2021

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Sboobs

A mix between the urban word sgeg (meaning Penis) and boobs ( Common parlance: a woman's breast).

Refers to the act of insering a penis between the breasts.

John: "She's gonna get some sboobs tonight"
Meaning: yes, i'm gonna give it to her right there between her boobs.

by realmeanings April 9, 2010

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