Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

something awful

bad or badly

I'm craving chicken wings something awful.

by Amira Brady November 27, 2013

"I have to tell you something" moment

The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks

The classic "I have to tell you something" moment

Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.

Guy:hey how are you?

Girl:I have to tell you something.

Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?

Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...

by afroman473 July 23, 2009

To be tied up with something or someone

To be busy.

Example with "to be tied up with something or someone"

Doctor: Sorry you waited so long, Matt; I've been tied up all afternoon.

by nooneelsethanme November 28, 2009

something came in the mailtoday

used as a joke for deez nuts, also can be used a s a joke with friends.

something came in the mailtoday

DEEZ NUTZ hah... goteem

by 360N0Sc0pe February 25, 2017

Something

Something is nothing, but nothing is definitely something.

Brian: Something is nothing, but nothing is definitely something.
Sam: Boy if you don't get yo...!

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019

did you get that done in guatemala or something?

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery

"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"

by mary k August 21, 2005