soccerjam

Counter Strike soccer mod.

Level your skills to catch better run fast etc... Cross the ball and head it in to the uper 90 like real soccer. Also there is a tourney mod where you can scrim other soccerjam clans. League will be forming soon search for National Soccer Jam League (NSJL).

by KicKs January 18, 2007

soccer punch

A soccer punch is used when the person getting punched is distracted, or not in the fight making it so that they can't defend themselves. This punch is known as an absolute pussy move, used by weak as fuck bitches who are too scared to actually confront someone into a fight

John goes for a soccer punch on Jim while Jim was busy talking to his wife

by Jerry The Man May 9, 2021

soccer-mom hair

Short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children's extra-curricular activities. The often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it's roots in 70's and 80's fashion, re-hashing the "dorothy hamill" and "geraldine ferraro" styles, and often worn with "mom jeans," (also rooted in 80's style - high wasted with baggy ass and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.

i want a short bob, but i don't want soccer-mom hair!

by roach motel April 14, 2008

Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.

A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Soccer Hooligan

Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.

Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

Soccer mom

That bitch in her minivan or suv with the jesus fish on the back who can't drive for shit and you want to kill.

soccer moms like balls

by fuck off nigger May 14, 2003

soccermominit

When forced to drive parent's minivan. Other drivers mistake you for a soccer mom. Also, you driving skill is significantly decreased and friends may look down their nose at you.

Elizabeth was soccermominit today because her car was in the shop.

by Stinky Stephie March 12, 2008