Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.

Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.

by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024

Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.

Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!

by Farqunglu March 20, 2017

Soaking the Lime

Hanging out drinking beer with the buds

Yo dude, whatcha up to tonight.. Yo man, just chillin "soaking the lime"

by Devil_Dog August 9, 2016

Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

by Abo965 May 31, 2025

Soak-cial

A term for a social gathering held at The Soak, typically involves curry, cobras and Cool Runnings.

Me: "Hey! Did you hear about the Soak-cial happening tomorrow night?"
Friend: "Oh yeah it sounds phenomenal."
Me: "Yeah, definitely a good time"

by NevermadetheGuild January 7, 2024

Soaking

Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.

“You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”

by Skeeoung August 8, 2024

soaking

soaking is the act of penetrative sex without movement and hip thrusting. often used in mormont relationships as it is classed as not having sex.

“me and my girlfriend did soaking last night!”

by discodeck July 2, 2024