Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.

The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).

by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024

Soak-fest

An outrageous shed of water

Today I went to the waterpark and it was a soak-fest

by ijesojncn February 2, 2024

soaking

mormons do this so they can bang each other but still go to heaven

"Me and my girlfriend were on my bed soaking last night, it was awesome!"

by sponege October 30, 2022

oral soak it

Like soaking but the oral version

I don’t suck dicks, I just oral soak it sometimes

by pmpmpmpmpm October 2, 2021

soak

When is a cold so u park ur d in her v cuz it's warm inside and cold outside

Yeah man I just wanna soak in her embrace again. She's special to me. We enjoy each other's company and I've been tired of thinking about the possibility of an onlyfans subscription when the clearnet has me coverd

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

Soak the Mormon

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.

"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022