great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.

"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"

by SilentLemon January 24, 2009

Synchronized Snorkeling Team

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique

Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

snorkeling in the red sea

Going down on a girl who is on her period

After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood

by Peneface May 13, 2014

paper bag snorkel game

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.

Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?

You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?

Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.

You: *choking/gagging noises*

by Davidge May 5, 2008

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

Portuguese Snorkel

An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.

She started working the balls so I went all in and gave her a Portuguese Snorkel

by Grufflehog September 20, 2023

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020