Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.

snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".

by sabricks April 23, 2009

snorkeling

ok since completely putting your head in someones ass is impossible, there is another definition for this.
when someone at a restaraunt (or anywhere actually) sucks there straw obnoxiously loud when theyve drunk up most of all there drink.

first that dude tells the loudest unfunny joke to the whole restaraunt, then he goes snorkeling, damn what a pigeon fucker.

by rilesworth October 15, 2006

snorkeling

The act of completely penetrating ones head into another rectal cavity breathing through straws inserted in the nose

I went snorkeling in my boyfriends asshole and found a lot of interesting stuff

by Assbeggea696969 January 11, 2003

Snerdling

To snerdle. Or wrap the foreskin of one uncircumsized penis over the foreskin of another man's uncircumsized penis.

I'll never date a guy who's not cut I'm just afraid he'll like snerdling.

by texgreen May 12, 2010

Skoogling

To skip Googling. The act of being too lazy or indifferent to check a spelling or fact while already online, particularly when able to juggle multiple screens, and with the tacit assumption that it doesn't matter because someone else will do the search if necessary to correct a mistake.

"I don't care, I'm skoogling it, but I'm pretty sure Christopher Walken was in 'Star Wars'."

by Senor Wences February 13, 2010

snorkeling

Often seen on websites of ferret owners and on ferret newsgroups.

Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.

You need to change Fuzzybutts water, he has been snorkeling in it again.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

snorkeling

to completely inserting ones head into anothers rectal cavity breathing with straws stuck up the nose

Travis likes to snorkel with Justin every Tuesday and Thursday and as a result there assholes are very loose.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003