smoosh buddy

sex buddy; a person that you go to for sex

Hey...are you headed over to your smoosh buddy's for some fun?

Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?

by Abcde May 7, 2012

smog

when you smoke weed in a sealed off room and fill it with smoke

i dont even need to smoke to get high when he smogs in my room

by pizzot November 9, 2004

smog check

Snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Ox why is your face covered with coke?
I just gave Angela a smog check!

by Bjebbe February 18, 2009

smoge

any manner of gooey substances of a slimey consitancey

put some smoge on the crack to fill the void.
i stepped in some smoge and i tracked all over my floor.
when we finished having sex she wipe my smoge on the curtain.

by lois fiduch February 20, 2010

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

smoosh

to smoosh your GF's face.
can be communicated via emoji {👌}
often used to stop your GF mid-speech

GF: Did you remember to ta...
BF: 👌 {Smoosh}
GF: ...

by t-dawg677 June 1, 2016

Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018