Slutty smith

When a person gets naked, shits in a bag and then walks up to a person and screams “SLUTTY SMITH”and empty’s it on someone’s face then jumps on their face with their bare ass.
Last weekend my friend passed out and it was a great Time to finally Slutty Smith him!
by BakedPatato March 24, 2021
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patti smith

poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.
patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.
by jordan February 10, 2004
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Alana Smith

Most important name originated. Hottest lesbian know to mankind. Has the ability to turn any straight bitch (me). Really fucking hot by the way. Often has cool tattoos. Makes you want to fuck on top of Lamborghini Huracàn LP 610-4. Gets you wetter than a firefighters water hose. She's also really fucking hot etc.
I'm straight as fuck but I'd lick Nutella off of Alana Smith on top of a Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4.
by thotwatcher911 January 24, 2015
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Granny Smith

When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.
Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night

Guy 2: wasteman cuz
by Obi Wankanobi January 22, 2014
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Agent Smith

A badass from the Matrix Trilogy. Gets extremly pissy when Neo aka Thomas Anderson is around and feels the strange compulsion to kick Neo's ass.
Agent Smith secretly enjoys Starbucks coffee.
by Drugless May 28, 2005
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Elliott Smith

(n) popular singer of the late 90's, early 00's. now deceased from an apparent suicide. Music featured in the popular film "Good Will Hunting".
Did you know that Elliott Smith released the recent album "from a basement on a hill"?
by Jordan Nguyen October 07, 2005
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