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Smash Mouth Syndrome 

A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.
1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek

smash tips 

The ultimate masculine celebratory gesture. When two guys semi-aggressively touch the tips of their penises together.
After the game, Johnny and I were so happy that we won, we decided to smash tips in the locker room!

Smash-bomb 

Smash- (verb) to break to pieces destroy , shatter:
Bomb-(noun) a bursting charge of destruction, designed to be covertly dropped to surprise the target.

Smash-bomb - (adjective) to shock, to surpise dropping embarrassing knowledge of another- to reviel an ugly hidden truth, to cause emotional damage, Verbally blindside
To destroy someone’s ego without warning
I walked into the house and my wife and girlfriend were sharing stories.

Talk about a smash-bomb! Did you not hear who won the game last night!?!!
Smash-bomb by Taykit March 16, 2019

Smash-bomb 

Smash- (verb) to break to pieces destroy , shatter:
Bomb-(noun) a bursting charge of destruction, designed to be covertly dropped to surprise the target.

Smash-bomb - (adjective) to shock, to surpise dropping embarrassing knowledge of another- to reviel an ugly hidden truth, to cause emotional damage, Verbally blindside
To destroy someone’s ego without warning
I walked into the house and my wife and girlfriend were sharing stories.

Talk about a smash-bomb! Did you not hear who won the game last night!?!!
Smash-bomb by Taykit March 16, 2019

Smash-n-dash 

The act of having sex and then leaving with no strings attached. A one-night stand.
'Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?'
'Nah, it was a smash-n-dash.'
Smash-n-dash by D. Bougs August 28, 2006

Smash Brothers 

Classic N64 fighting game, updated to game cube. All of the nintendo characters convene in the game to beat the snot out of each other with special moves and various weapons and tools. Gameplay is beautifully simple yet strategic, and even retards like me who can't play video games can develop some game if they play it enough. Best in 4 player mode.
They smashed (Played Smash Brothers) until their eyes bled.
Smash Brothers by Ben J. August 29, 2006