slob a knob

Sucking d**k

Girl she slob a knob and the dude said it was bad

by ChristinaSmith November 27, 2013

slob dot

The small stain on your shirt you get from sloppy eating.

Well, now I'm a marked man. I've got my slob dot.

by Woodster89 September 29, 2013

Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.

“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”

by Slob king December 19, 2023

Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023

hot slob

a hot girl who is very messy. her room is a mess, she doesn’t pick up after herself, and she never seems put together. a very attractive woman who has a completely slob way of living.

“My girlfriend always makes a mess when she comes over, she is such a hot slob.”

by elizabeth2215 July 19, 2023