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nantucket sleighride

The act of knocking a woman out during intercourse with a sharp blow to the head, positioning her belly-down at the top of a staircase, and then while sitting atop her back, riding her limp body down the stairs. This act is performed much in the same way a sled is ridden down a snow-covered hill. Steering is accomplished by bringing the arms up behind the back; pulling on the left arm turns the sleigh left, and vice-versa for pulling on the right. This act is almost guaranteed to be good fun for at least one person.
"Why is Mary's entire face in a cast?"
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."
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Massachusetts Sleigh Ride

A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.
Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?
by FyoCuK September 28, 2010
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sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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sleeping in the centre of a double bed

one of the coolest things EVER!!!
I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me
by Jizzles March 16, 2003
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Sleigh ride

When you give someone a handjob while wearing bangles.
"What was that sound I heard last night?"
"Oh it was some bitch giving me a sleigh ride."
by I mean yeah September 5, 2011
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sleeping

Not being able to catch on to new or up and coming trends; or not being able to recognize when something new is the bomb or great.
That new "Papoose" mixtape is hot, but people keep sleeping on his music for some reason.
by Kat E. May 22, 2006
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biddeford sleigh ride

For a couple to be engaging in intercourse in the back of a vehicle (preferably a truck) and be driven around by some one else.
I can't believe dr. ken gave those two a biddeford sleigh ride
by keblin porn August 1, 2008
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