Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.

Nigella Lawson is a right dapper slapper!

by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010

oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

mitch slapped

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.

You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!

by Arubatto June 27, 2008

Bitch Slapping the Trout

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013

Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.

Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.

by WELL IN THAT CASE, SNARF SNARF January 11, 2011

slappin the goat

Jacking off, masturbating

Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat

by K8&Gaby March 24, 2008

slappin' skins

Having good, rowdy sex. Refers to the sound made by bootymeat slapping on your lap.

"I had to kill dat bitch cause she was slappin' skins wit all da homies."

"Man, me and dis ho was slappin' skins all mothafuckin' night!"

by Johnny Insane July 6, 2008