Hot Spicy Salsa Number

n. Refering to a rather attractive female of a spanish/mexican ethnicity.

"I want to go back to the club so I can see that hot spicy salsa number again."

by Hawk June 5, 2004

Salsa Dancing

A sexual act, prevalent among homosexual males, in which two people violently engage in anal sex. The catcher then defecates on the chest of the pitcher, expelling a mix of blood and feces. The two may then roll around on eachother, "salsa dancing" together.

Those guys were Salsa Dancing all night, now the one can't walk right.

by Dr. Cornelius Klaus September 23, 2008

Spalsa

Spicy salsa.

Brandon: Dude we are totally fucked up! I want some Del Taco!

Dallas: fuckass we cant drive....eat some salsa (gives the salsa) just be careful dude, that salsa is spicy.

Brandon: spicy salsa? SPALSA!

Dallas: FUCK YEAH!

by DallasF September 28, 2009

skalachi

A derogatory term used to refer to an ignorant or incompetent person, particularly one who acts as if they know more about a subject than they actually do.

Today this skalachi I know, spent 20 minutes trying to convince me that there are 52 states in America.

by thedonoman June 9, 2016

Skansana

When you shit all over the place and have your bestfriebd eat it.

Dude I just skansana. Go eat it

by brayden.williams. July 5, 2018

My salsa

Someone special to you, makes you laugh, pisses you off, but you are always happy to see them no matter what

That’s my salsa, he dumb asl

by Assassinspride January 11, 2020

Salsaghetti

When Mexicans Make spaghetti and It is made with salsa and Is not at all good.

Nigga 1:"I went to This dudes house and his mom made spaghetti and that shill taste like it was made with salsa."
Nigga 2:"Ya his mom is Mexican and she can't make that shit well its like Salsaghetti!"

Gordo:"Ya'll nigga's are some haters"

by Joseph D. B. June 15, 2008