Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for atleast 2 minutes

Hey Becky it's lap sitting month
Ok Christopher I'm on my way over now

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

scuting

The act of shitting and cumming simaltaneously

I had such a bad dinner last night I've been scuting all day

by Bean4 December 19, 2013

sitting bitch

sitting in the middle in the back seat

Earl didn't call a window seat, so he got stuck sitting bitch in the back of the Caddy.

by someguy2 December 1, 2013

sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.

"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

Sitting Hick

When a couple eating in a restaurant chooses to sit next to each other in a booth or table leaving one side completely empty.

Originates from how hicks sit next to each other in their truck with out the space in the middle.

Look at that couple over their sitting right next to each other instead of facing each other.
I know right I hate when I see people sitting hick...its weird.

by Melbot September 30, 2012

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012