Rusty Shovel 

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.

She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.

Rusty Shovel by JOEYJONASSS June 1, 2009

Wet Shovel 

When a guy is having sex with a girl and accidentally slips his dick out of her vagina and into her ass causing her to shit all over his dick.

Dude, me and that chick, Emily, were going at it, and when I slipped out and ended up getting the wet shovel.

Wet Shovel by KamikazeTaxi April 19, 2010

pie shovel 

A utensil for serving pie or cake. Other terms include pie server or pie spatula.

Honey, will you please grab the pie shovel so that we can serve this delicious dessert treat to the company?

pie shovel by Kevin Hong February 16, 2007

One shovel woman

Hitting a woman in the head/face with a shovel then starting to dig.

Marcus, did you meet the new stupid temp? She's totally a one shovel woman.

One shovel woman by eric from chicago March 29, 2009

Shit Shovel 

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.

Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.

Shit Shovel by t.o028096 November 26, 2009

Horrible Shovel Accident 

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head withe shovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.

"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."

Horrible Shovel Accident by PaschaSC June 4, 2007

Indian Shovel

Unexpected anal intercourse by someone of direct Indian descent.

Don't turn your back to the Slumdog Millionaire guy, he'll give you an Indian Shovel

Indian Shovel by IndianShovelCreator February 28, 2010