shrumpt/mikhail

charming, hot, smart, funny, humble, kind, ect. fucks bad bitches monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday. say otherwise you're wrong. also an alpha male daddy

"shrumpt/mikhail touched my arm when he punched it full force earlier..never gonna wash it again" -bad bitch

by warmcarrothater March 9, 2024

Shbump

When you take a liquor shot and a bump right after

Hey bro, I keep slicing it into the woods. I think I need a shbump, that will fix it.

by Jonnie Dong March 28, 2024

ShumpShot

A powerful blast delivered for shumpman himself

“Get on your knees so i can deliver the finishing blow… THE SHUMPSHOT”

by SG_YoungBoy March 18, 2025

Shumpuss

The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.

'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom

by anonymous December 14, 2025

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018