Shantel

A universal noun or pronoun, used in cases where the nouns in a sentence have either been forgotten, are clearly known to everyone involved in the conversation, or the speakers are too lazy to remember what things are called.

TJ: Where'd you put that shantel?
Rob: It's right on top of the shantel.

by Jonathan Stults October 13, 2007

shanked

To get raped from someone you have met on the internet.

I met John on the internet and he shanked me.

by Palmy November 7, 2006

Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.

"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"

by radio politik January 9, 2007

Shanked

Being told off, or shouted at.

Mrs West just proper shanked me!

by turquoise-xo November 3, 2010

Dirty Shantel

When a woman sits in an office chair with her legs in the air, spins and squirts on the waiting crowd.

Have you seen her do the dirty Shantel?

by Tightcookie October 24, 2019

Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)

kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie

by BayAreaPryncess March 1, 2004

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 6, 2004