serbs

the best race in the world. both world war 1 and 2 were started by the serbs as they are fearless people that stand up for their rights. eg. did not convert to muslim after being conquered by turks, killing the austrian prince, standing up to nazis.
serbs are one of the fairest people in the world. serbs have never fucked anybody over. they dont want anybody elses land because they are happy with what they have. they have been fair to everyone and in the end they got stabbed in the back by the mother fucking croatians with the help of america and so on.

serbs are very attractive people too, especially the women and are very capable as displayed in the 2007 eurovision song contest and in tennis (novak djokovic, ana ivanovic, jelena jankovic etc..)

over all, if you hate serbs, you really must be a dickhead or just very jealous (eg. albanian, croatian...etc..)

i fuck all of the mothers of the serb haters, translation -
jebem vam mater svima ko nas mrze

they said serbs fought like legends, now they say legends fought like serbs

by Aleks Serbinator January 12, 2008

Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.

Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.

by Bragolub April 16, 2009

serb

(vb.) To redefine the applicability and borders of law in favour of own prejudice, intentionally going against the jurisdiction of an international community under the banner of patriotism.

"This government does its best to serb the law, thus embracing the demand of the people."

by ban74 May 23, 2006

Serbia

A country in the balkan. Part of the former yoguslavia. Mostly known as warmaking country over territory pretending among other countries, by wars in the last decate. The only main activity of this country is killing and masacre making among innocent people. It's main goal is finding small countries to fight with. Theirs former president is in the hague trial with his high-ranking military chiefs. This country has a critical political stability with their prime minister murdered among some mounths ago. The people of this country are known as brutal and racism is a natural feeling. Not much to say else, this country is known whole over the world for its news full of violence.

News: war in balkan, as always Serbia in the conflict ...

by goldboy April 29, 2005

serbia

the country that is the bitch of Russia

Tod:hey bill did you hear Kosovo(used to be province in Serbia) declared independence
Bill:yea Tod yea but im sure Russia will bail them out

by DM012 April 22, 2008

Serbia

Needs to rejoin the SFRJ.

Man when Serbia was a part of SFRJ, we were unstoppable!

by SlavicSuperman October 27, 2009

Serbian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon.

Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Serbian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I don't loose again, last time you guys kicked em in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"

by Sveti Spase May 23, 2009