Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
Get the Pap Scratchingmug. When you're all in on Bitcoin and save small sums of fiat from your day job to invest in Bitcoin's price pullbacks.
by Bitcoiner123 November 21, 2019
Get the Scratch the dipmug. adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.
by LolaChristineArmando. April 4, 2011
Get the Scratch-A-Doomug. A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)
by Tara13 January 15, 2014
Get the scratch-tubatemug. Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.
John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
by legendDF September 15, 2011
Get the Scat Scratchmug. A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
Get the Scratch The Donkeymug. When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
Get the Crack Scratchmug.