A friend (male ) who will wager a blow job to another friend (also male) but will not follow through with said blow job
by wayne69 February 28, 2014
Get the Scottmug. EEyore'........EEyore........Woe is me! An absolute idiot......A simplistic deputy dog.........Incredibly sensitive man who will cry like a girl at a drop of a tune. EEyore...... EEyore........Why me? Scott is someone who brings up red flags....questionable past. Oh Shit! We are doomed. OHHH Gosh! He loves to wet his line. A Jester, a fool, in the fishing world.
by Mad Hatter-Ass August 16, 2010
Get the Scottmug. The biggest douche in the whole world. A huge pervert and attempted rapist. He has a tiny dick and is usually self centered and forceful. Never date him. He's not worth it, and neither is the fucking shit he dishes out.
Mary: Hey do you see that kid over there? The blond one?
Jude: Yeah. That's Scott. don't let him fool you. Beth said she went out with him and he tried to rape her in his basement.
Mary: Gross!!! I'm staying away from that dick!
Jude: Dick? I bet he hasn't even got one! XD
Jude: Yeah. That's Scott. don't let him fool you. Beth said she went out with him and he tried to rape her in his basement.
Mary: Gross!!! I'm staying away from that dick!
Jude: Dick? I bet he hasn't even got one! XD
by DragonLover96 October 13, 2011
Get the Scottmug. An individual who backs out of prior commitments, is always suffering from medical problems, has to have at least 8 hours of sleep, likes sarcastic foreplay, and has night terrors.
by ringo2010 September 13, 2011
Get the Scottmug. by Iliketrains...tits May 14, 2014
Get the Scottmug. A butthole licking fat lump of shit who cant even spell his own shithole name that was come up by a woman thrown at a wall from an early age
by TitzBoiz October 1, 2012
Get the Scottmug. A complete jackass whose too pussy to do anything his mother wouldn't want him to do, other than sit on cock and piss people off
He often dresses like a 52year old virgins, but in reality he was fucked by a pony age 7
Despite all of this, he's a good friend and kinda like the dumbfuck brother I never had, he's a member of the weirdo friends I call my dis-functional family
He often dresses like a 52year old virgins, but in reality he was fucked by a pony age 7
Despite all of this, he's a good friend and kinda like the dumbfuck brother I never had, he's a member of the weirdo friends I call my dis-functional family
by Wagwarn peng ting? March 7, 2017
Get the Scottmug.