stonedidid

Being heavily drugged. Commonly from Marijuana. Normally refered to in the first person.

Jack, want another hit? No man, Iam stonedidid

by Sam Sneed May 14, 2007

Stonededed

The state of mind which occurs after smoking an excessive amount of Marijuana, To the point where vision is extremely blurry, keeping your eyes open is a chore, you hide under a blanket hoping 'they' cannot see you, and you cannot stop laughing, even if your life depended on it.

Dude, last night i was so stonededed, i don't even remember where the fuck we were...how much did we eat last night??

by Robert Minondo January 11, 2009

the sconey

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength

"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry

by Dr linguist June 9, 2014

stoned

what people do when they find their pink floyd albums

i'm going to get "stoned" and listen to dark side of the moon and look up "stoned" on the internet. woohoo!@

by this isn\'t your friend October 27, 2003

swoned

The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.

Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.

by phyx May 13, 2005

Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

Stoned

the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up !

"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."

by brendabong November 1, 2009