Schmuck

1. A word only your parents use
2. Someone who dosent think much or is dull in the head

Your such a schmuck!

by 22Miss_Understood22 January 24, 2017

schmucky

noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.

<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

schmuck

Yiddish word that literally means "penis".

Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.

"Did you hear?!? Ashley broke up with Ryan when she found out he was two-timing her!"

"Good, he's such a schmuck."

by schmucks_suck January 28, 2008

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

schmuck

(possibly yiddish): an untrustworthy, homeless, jobless bum

don't be a schmuck and live productively, by getting an education and working!

by Sexydimma November 3, 2019

Schlock

Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.

The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.

by drawfork December 22, 2008

schlunk

crazy, or awesome: also cool act

That kickflip was schlunk!
That shit is schlunk.

by Liam O'Neil December 2, 2007