Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

Schmerial

A magical mermaid the rivals the extreme coolness of Ariel from the Little mermaid. This mermaid was discovered by the famous explorer/laundramat owner named Lake Deer. She was discovered in a pool. She has really large lips, really, really, large. They are so large that sometimes they get in the way of things, like in the process of eating or drinking or even sleeping. Schmerial enjoys crawling along the beach, swimming, chatting with her father, and playing in the depths of hell which she often travels to. Schmerial has an odd voice which can travel very large distances. She likes dolphins because they swim with her to the grocery store. Schmerial is slimy but has a highly pertrusive beauty about her aura. Everybody loves schmerial, except when she is running amock. Then everbody does not love schmerial so much. Also, everybody does not love schmerial as much when she has to remove her fin for surgery

Lisa:What is that thing in the pool?

Lago: Why, that's Schmerial.

Lisa: Oh, well are you hungry?

Lago: Yeah

Lisa: Wanna make some eggs?

Lago: yeah i would like that, as long as there is salt and pepper in the house.

Lisa: yeah there is

Lago: good thing

Lisa: yep. i saw schmerial once before

by GOOOGOOOGAAAGAAA September 30, 2007

schumered

The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.

Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.

by Vagaboner August 26, 2017

schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

by pseudonym April 4, 2004

schemery

Verb - a blatant display of homosexuality.
Noun - one who acts in a manner such that they convay a sense of homosexuality.

multiple variations of this word are used in gramatical context with the sentence structure.

that boys schemin' again

yo, quit pullin' a schemery while im working my game dogg.

by Brute February 15, 2005

schmergen

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

by PixieLillith April 2, 2009

Pyramid Scheme

The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude

I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme

by Smarty-pantz December 4, 2018