A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.
Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.
by omgboomer July 01, 2009
When copulating at the beach, a man dips his royal scepter in the sand and procedes to pound his girlfriend's pud.
by Sparky Sikes October 26, 2003
Randi's cat Pooie is too portly to clean its own butt, therefore Pooie has a dirty sand dollar.
Robert's cat Salem was all black, and when Salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.
Damn! Why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?
Robert's cat Salem was all black, and when Salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.
Damn! Why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?
by Spayce Wayster August 15, 2011
To have sexual intercourse on a beach and get sand on and around your penis.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.
by Asseater01 May 28, 2007
a derogatory term used to describe people of Middle-Eastern or Muslim decent. It is a racial slur that derived from the word "Nigger". There is alot of deserts in Middle-Eastern Arabic countries, hence why "sand" was added to "Nigger".
White guy 1: Yo i know these two guys from Iraq, Mustafa and Asser
White guy 2: Oh you mean sand-niggers
White guy 1: Ya true haha..they are sand-niggers...and i think they also like butt sex too
White guy 2: fucken sand-niggers for sure!
White guy 2: Oh you mean sand-niggers
White guy 1: Ya true haha..they are sand-niggers...and i think they also like butt sex too
White guy 2: fucken sand-niggers for sure!
by AWhiteguy2010 March 13, 2010
This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.
by BAMFclops November 28, 2009
by chris carpenter February 04, 2016