Samiel is a person who doesn't actually know how to spell their name. They are quite dumb, but a sexy dumb. The bitches fall to their knees to try and hit it with this dude. Extremely awesome.
Boy: "What's the big deal? He's just another dumb guy."
Girl: "Are you fu**ing kidding me?! That's Samiel!"
Girl: "Are you fu**ing kidding me?! That's Samiel!"
by _myx_ May 19, 2017
Get the samiel mug.by Samie is cute October 27, 2020
Get the Samie mug.(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 17, 2007
Get the Samich mug.The Capital of Vietnam. It is also known as Far East Asian Pearl. It's a Westernized City, largest city in Vietnam.
by Saigon May 19, 2005
Get the saigon mug.obsessed with the Kracken, Asians, Mountain Dew, biting, high pitched yelling, and chocolate. permanent PmS. Nice body for a twig. purdy eyes. Dino toes. Emo but silly.
artsy.
artsy.
by kmtaylor April 14, 2010
Get the Saige mug.A people who live in Finland, Norway, Denmark and parts of Russia. Also known as Laplanders. They herd reindeer and have the prettiest little costumes. Unfortunately, they are kind of boring.
by smantha June 11, 2006
Get the sami mug.Sami is one of the most beautiful people you'll ever see. She is always smiling, and can light up a room. Sami is a great soccer player, and is very athletic. Most boys are crazy about Sami, because she has such a big butt.
Overall, Sami is one of the best people you'll ever meet.
Overall, Sami is one of the best people you'll ever meet.
by Soccer star19 September 18, 2016
Get the sami mug.