nigger roach

A black male or female, who is dirt poor
and thinks they have money.

Tyrone got pissed because he spent 7 dollars at MacDonalds...what a nigger roach

by Ezra N August 6, 2008

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

ladera ranch middle school

Everyone is rich and white, much like the teens they Juul and shit, make fun of lgbtq+ people, and probably own checkered vans (which I am guilty of). Most of the boys skate and most of the girls bitch on people, these creatures preform rituals like these and others like tping, smoking weed, and riding their bike into a giant puddle... Because everyone is super insecure they all feel the need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and feel the need to constantly be an asshole(im guilty of that too i wont deny it).

person one: oh look there is a retarded kid skating and juuling over there.
person two: oh that kid is definitely from ladera ranch middle school.
Person one: oof

by ismellpennies February 17, 2019

roaching

Verb - The act of begging or looking for handouts. Broke people who never have anything and always want what you have.

If there's one thing I can't stand is roaching ass women at the club always trying to get a free drink.

by Donae' November 27, 2007

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

Roachboy

One who cannot adeptly roll a whole joint of marijuana and thus can only manage the easier job of making a roach.

As such, the aforementioned protagonist is set with the subsidiary task of making the roach, giving him the title 'roachboy'

Wasteman X: Yo allow me to roll one fam

Guttergash Y: Na you're just a roachboy

by killa godzillas February 25, 2015

Roach Motel

Anything that, upon entering it, Cannot be easily left. Can be literal or metaphorical

Scientology is a roach motel. Once you’re in, they’ll never let you out

by Thomastheterminator February 13, 2019