racheled

v. adj. Past participle of drink.

a. Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.

b. Caused or influenced by intoxication.

c. To become excessively intoxicated and wild. To stumble, fall and vomit.

I don't have to drive tonight, so I can get as Racheled as I want and not have to worry.

by Thai Mac December 9, 2008

Rochester, NY

A small, crime-infested city located in upstate New York, sandwiched between Buffalo and Syracuse, and now seems to get more snow than both of them combined thanks to global fucking warming. Used to be a fairly ok town thanks to Kodak and Xerox, but since Kodak went belly up and Xerox is about as relevant as Meghan McCain’s asshole, the only thing left to do for employment is to work for one of the soul-stealing, “we’re so awesome we shit gold bricks” URMC hospitals or their 20,000 satellite locations, or be a drug-dealer on Lyle Avenue or Avenue D.

We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.

The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.

Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.

Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.

Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.

RIT Douchebag #1: hey man, isn’t it great that we live in Rochester, NY?

RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.

by NY At Heart Kate April 22, 2021

Rachel

Rachel is a sweet, loving girl who loves country boys. Usually blonde, She has a hot body and is usually shy at first. When she's with her friends, she is crazy and has a great time. Rachel does not usually tell others her problems, but if she does, you mean something special to her. Rachel has a warm heart for others and is always looking out for everyone. At school, lots of boys have their eye on her and fall in love with her. She loves to good off, and Rachel has a wild side and is rare to show it. Rachel is a great friend to have. She will help you with anything, and if you're sad she can say anything to cheer you up right away. If you know a rachel, you are one LUCKY person!!! Just don't treat her wrong boys, she's been taught how to be treated right by country music!! ;)

Damn that girl is hot, do you know her??

Yeah man! She's a rachel!!!

by sonyathomas132 July 13, 2014

Rachel

Rachels are so fabulous you have no idea what has just hit you. When you walk down a street you can instantly spot a Rachel just from her sparkling eyes, and amazing bod. Rachel's are sexy, funny, beautiful and awesome to be around. You are seriously lucky if you know a Rachel. Rachel's are the most fun you can have without eating cheeseburgers.

I love that Rachel, she's so great, and I always have fun, even when we aren't eating cheeseburgers.

by Jarlsburg <3 June 2, 2009

Rachel

Rachel is a females name who is typically a very sweet, sexy, and smart girl who would put you before herself. She would often do anything for the people she cares about and most everybody can't help but absolutely love her and her personality. Rachel is very elegant and very beautiful with everything she does. At any given moment has numerous guys that would love to be able to just hold her in their arms. Well loved by everyone.

Rachel is still really elegant even though it seems she just slipped on nothing...

by hdrewskis February 4, 2010

Rachel

One of my closet friends, Rachel's will always makes sure you're okay. They will be sarcastic tools sometime, but you'll look over it in favor of their absolute insanity. A blonde, but one of the smartest people I know! Loves to watch non-mainstream television (and then cry over it) stalker of her locker neighbor, and will never let you hold the fake gun while cosplaying. I'm writing this because no other definition on here matches here and this one barely scratches the surface.

Rachel makes being weird cool.

by supernova_girllll November 16, 2013

Rachelle

A beyond beautiful girl, hot, she is nice and caring, does not think of herself as beautiful though, she somtimes says things she does not mean, and hurts other peoples feelings, though she rarly never means it.

she is loving caring thoughtful

is quite flirtatious
is great when you get to know her, even right when you meet her, does not like to be the center of attention alot, likes it somtimes,
makes a great girlfriend
will be with you forever

jack: did you hear that that hot babe over there has been friends with her bestie since they were born, and the have only had 1 major fight,

joe: wow, she is so a rachelle

by luv me sum bootay January 7, 2010