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Raunchy Rider

"We are a bike gang entirely made up of DEAD PEOPLE. We have no morals or inhibitions. Our blood is Mountain Dew. We wield knives with expert skill. We wear masks not only to hide our identity and to hide our ridiculously good looks, but because if you look directly into our eyes you will be turned to stone. You will join us if you want to rule Pleasanton. If not, you will probably be crucified. Oh yeah, we are completely evil."
Infinitely greater than their rival gang, The Outriders.
I'd look out for those raunchy riders, they killed my niece.
by Raunchy Riders June 30, 2008
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Link Rider

Someone who does what's called "Link Surfing" or "Link Riding". The action of clicking on links within webpages. One might begin on twitter, follow a link to youtube, click on a link in the sidebar to a news website, and go from there to another site. By the end of an hour, and Link Rider will usually have about eight windows open from different websites.
"What's been taking Bob so long? I thought he was just checking his email."
"Oh... Wendy sent him a link to a Wikipedia article. He's probably been sucked into all the pretty blue links."
"Great! He's probably going to be on there for hours!"
"What a pathetic link rider..."
by missjo5ie September 29, 2009
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Technical Rider

In theater (and musical performance), a rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.
Please send us the "technical rider" in order to know what you want to use in our theatre.
by SHATEELA August 31, 2010
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Excess Rider

When an un-trusting chick doubts that you have climaxed. So while astride your manhood she continually grinds your already swollen tender penis to be sure you have blown your load
Dave - Man, that Susie sure is one mean bitch. I totally lost a load inside her and she wouldn't stop riding me!!

Steve - Dave you wanker! You should never try to lay Susie, she's one of those excess riders!
by K-man75 August 5, 2011
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Blindman River

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?
by gnostic1 August 7, 2012
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Rumple River

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.
"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"
by JayPlotz December 23, 2013
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tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.
Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider
by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014
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