by Viva Italia April 27, 2007
Get the Reekin Ricans mug.n: A rare, elusive beetle found deep in the misty rainforests of Costa Rica. Noted for its large, fuzz-covered horn protruding from its head.
v: A rare and provocative sexual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the 'Kenyan Creeper'.
v: A rare and provocative sexual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the 'Kenyan Creeper'.
On a recent excursion into the forest, we came across a prime specimen of the Costa Rican Tickle-Horn.
Yeah, things are getting pretty serious... she let me Costa Rican Tickle-Horn her... twice.
Yeah, things are getting pretty serious... she let me Costa Rican Tickle-Horn her... twice.
by Conan the Librarian June 17, 2007
Get the Costa Rican Tickle-Horn mug.1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
Get the rihanna mug.A beautiful singer with a very annoying voice who will never reach Beyonce's level. Never. No matter how much she tries.
Sorry RiRi.
Sorry RiRi.
by Lili33 December 26, 2008
Get the Rihanna mug.Gomez: Wow, this semester has just gotten worse and worse.
Chim: That Rihanna rain just won't let up.
Chim: That Rihanna rain just won't let up.
by SandwichesAreBeautiful March 4, 2010
Get the Rihanna rain mug.It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster mug.an unfaithful woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out SOS, she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense
Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder
Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!
Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me
Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!
Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me
by Willis McGee July 25, 2006
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