reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00

"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."

by Scarwielder September 11, 2018

Randing

(verb) a straight male attempting to entice their homosexual male friend or colleague to engage in vaguely homosexual behavior. The straight male must initiate the interaction in order to be randing their gay counterpart or for the gay male to feel randed.

Richard: Look at my pubes.
Randal: No, why would I want to do that?
Richard: C’mon, just look. I feel like randing you.
Randal: Just put a pube in my palm so I can look at it. I feel so randed right now.

by Martin Clancy November 29, 2019

Readingtitus

The inability to read unless you have more than one book.

Mr, I have readingtitus so I can't read unless I have more books.

by Mr.Explosions February 28, 2020

ReadingFC

The worst team in England :)

did you know ReadingFC are trash

by B.E reading are trash November 9, 2020

reading

getting railed by beast titan 🥵🥵🥵

person A : Hey! i’m currently reading ;)
person B : aw ur so lucky bro

by shawty bae 🥵🔥👌😆🥶🤣🔫🤞🙏‼️ February 4, 2021

Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021