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refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner
"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"
by jerry c June 24, 2007
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Reitzing

(v.) - Making appearances at your alma mater far too frequently, well past your graduation date. These appearances are usually inappropriate and unwelcome.
I was trying to party at TI last night but the sight of Benny Reitzing for the third time this month made me sick.
by MidDay December 9, 2008
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Refief Burp

The Burp that allows drinkers to consume more alcohol for the night, mostly teens need this burp.
guy1: dude you down for some more shots?
guy2: yeah man I just had a Refief Burp im good to go.
by kingJthethird October 28, 2009
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Rebitchionist

A particularly grumpy and irritable Receptionist or office admin. Characterized by short temper, abrupt phone manner, lack of patience or willingness to assist in any reasonable task and dislike of the mailman.

Likes: Sighing and Facebook.
You spoken to that new Rebitchionist yet? Wow! Asked her to do a send a parcel for me and i thought she was trying to melt my face with her eyes.
by Thornton Reed April 2, 2011
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Refinification

the act of refining
the development and refinification of Uranium, for the use of nuclear power.
by The_Baconator_67 June 29, 2011
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refinish

refinish my dick
by tdawgg130 July 18, 2011
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Reftitute

A substitute referee that came in when the other ref got sick. Usually dressed in a normal ref uniform, but with white sneakers instead of black. Often also leads the crowd in warm up stretches yelling "Move it!". Once of the most famous is Beatrice Middleton as seen in 'The Middletons' strip from December 27, 2009. Reftitutes are crazy. They will eject you!
Liv: Hey, today's a great day for a jog! How about some warm up stretches?

Ben: Oh no, not the Hatley Hula again! We've done that a million times.

Liv: Yes, but you love it. Uh oh, here comes the Reftitute. We better get stretching.

Beatrice: (wearing a ref uniform) That's right! You'd better get moving. Can I stretch with you, too?

Liv: Of course! Easy, stretch all the way over. There you go! Doesn't that feel creamy?

Beatrice: Yes, but what else?

Liv: There's the Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean, the Benball. There's all sorts of crazy stretches. Even referees need to stretch.

Beatrice: You do realize we're only stretching before going running, don't you? (She blows the whistle) Move it! Reftitute in the house.

Liv: Nice, I think I'm gonna love this.

Ben: Yes, Reftitutes are sweet!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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