Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag
I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day
by Supdog4567 February 25, 2010
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Power-reading

To read an extremely large document in a very short amount of time. Time to page ratio: one page a minute. If you are really pressed for time: two pages a minute.
It was 1:00 p.m. and I just realized that I had a 38 page reading assignment for my class at 2:00. I found myself power-reading so fast that my vision went black for a second.
by Charger 69 & Patches February 15, 2010
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Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.
Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment
by INeverRead April 27, 2013
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code reading

This is what psychics do to you on their séances. Trying to make some sort of connection between you and your significant other by saying some words and asking you: "Does that make any sense to you?"
Code reading example: I've got sb giving me the name Charles is anybody here who knows sb by the name of Charles?
by le1 February 28, 2008
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Reading Hole

A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.
Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."

Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."
by theantichrist81 February 16, 2011
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reading braille

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.
i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.
by Robert Saggot January 19, 2006
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penny-readings

Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.
Shall we go the the penny-readings today
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006
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