Ralts

Ralts is the first evolution of Kirlia and Gardevoir in the popular game known as Pokemon. Pokemon has been around since the Game Boy era (you know which one i mean. It was the crappy grayscale one with worse gwaphics then the Atari Lynx). Anyhow it becomes a Kirlia at level 20 and Garedvoir at level 30. Also despite what many trainers will tell you a Ralts will add flavor to any dish served. However they are very hard to get right as they have to be put in boiling water whilst conscious. But personally i like mine with a few boiled potatoes and a few carrots. YUM!!

Karl: Man this stew is really bland
Narl: Lets add some Ralts!!
Narl: Yeah Man AWESOME!!!
*gets egg out of pocket, cracks egg in his hand to reveal tiny Ralts*
Ralts: Momma!!
*Drops Ralts in boiling water*
Ralts :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Narl: Should be good in 5
Karl: Wanna play sum call a dooty
Narl: Yeh fo sow

by The_Undead_Trainer_of_Pokemon January 7, 2014

Rant

--1.
-a novel by Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club)

--2.
-the titular character of the novel of the same name. His real name is Buster L. Casey but his nickname "Rant" came from a childhood prank involving animal organs which resulted in numerous people getting sick. As each person threw up, they made a sound that resembled the word "rant," which became a local synonym for "vomit" and Buster's nickname.
He starts a tooth fairy scheme involving gold pieces which changes the economy of his town, deliberately gets bitten by spiders, snakes, coyotes, etc. until he gets rabies, spreads it other ppl and then moves to the big city where he participates in a demolition derby known as "Party Crashing".

--3.
-to throw up or vomit. originates from the book "Rant".

--1.
Guy 1: I like Fight Club.
Guy 2: Read Rant.
Guy 1: Why? Reading is stupid.
Guy 2: No U. (wins argument)

--2.
Tyler: I remember Rant Casey. He personally gave me rabies.
Jack: Bull****. You just want to be famous by association with Rant. You never actually met him did you?
Tyler: Actually I did. He had jet-black teeth, and rumor has it that he invented Party Crashing. (wins a gold coin dated 1887)

--3.
Girl 1: Holy crap I feel sick.
Girl 2: Yeah, what's up?
Girl 1: I think I'm gonna rant.
Girl 2: No U. (wins NOT-VOMIT)

by Raye Penbar December 20, 2008

ranisa

The meanest and and most emo person you will ever meet however they secretly love you a lot. They act like they are depressed when they really aren’t, they only want the recognition of being emo. Also REALLY bitchy when you piss them off, and is super mean for the littlest things to for no reason.

“Dang, I know Ranisa is my friend, but she’s a bitch.

by Jdjdjdkssmsmndnd September 22, 2018

Horse Rant

To have an obsession and feel the need to comment over something (i.e Liverpool fc) This act is carried out usually to and gain more friends on Facebook.

Did you hear that guy go on about the game last night. He was "Horse Ranting"

by Mr zzz March 15, 2011

ransom

some one who is unreal but is still there kindov ; between a ghost and an alien

"That niggas got to be a ransom or an alien"
"On word babay back bitch"

by Tommy Watts January 25, 2008

tole-rant

A tole-rant is a constructive rant. Rather than ranting about everything that is wrong in the world, tole-ranters speak from the heart about social problems and point to potential solutions.

She went into a tole-rant about homophobia so I changed my mind

by shutitoff September 14, 2010

Randsta

To be of Rand ethics and live the way and lifestyle of a gansta

To be Rand and Gangsta = Randsta

by Rand January 12, 2004