Skip to main content

A Rachel

Deep throating a guy's penis so far during a blow job that you throw up onto it.
She pulled a Rachel last night, with that guy from the bar.
by Osiris Rex June 10, 2008
mugGet the A Rachel mug.

Rachel

Someone who hates human contact so much, if they are touched, they explode.
Billy don't touch her! She's a Rachel!
by melkyrelive December 23, 2008
mugGet the Rachelmug.

Rachel

"Rachel!"
"MURR!?"
by murr murr October 12, 2012
mugGet the Rachelmug.

rachel

a smart beautiful girl. they love guys named sean and love gymnasticss. they hate selfish people!
by london409 January 12, 2009
mugGet the rachelmug.

Rachel

Omg Rachel is just a NAME and there's nothing to it
by Idek dood November 19, 2016
mugGet the Rachelmug.

Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.
Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019
mugGet the Rachelmug.

Rachel

Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.
This person is so (Rachel). Pleasure to Rachel around
by Injek shun January 12, 2019
mugGet the Rachelmug.

Share this definition