East Providence

east providence is made up of 3 different towns, Riverside, Rumford and East Providence. Riverside or (Riverdale) as some call it for its redneck nature is a place where you can chill and smoke mad dank bud plus thats where most of the dimes come from. Rumford or (Gunford) as its called by whoever named it that. Is where more of the cops are and where more crazy shit happens. People there usually smash on bp's like crazy and have some dank. The people who run shit here are on the farthest side twards pawtucket as im more twards EP. East Providence (Has No Cool Name) is where you can pick up all your mids and find all the boring regular kids. Most people here just post up and get fucked up. East Providence High School is wack as fuck, everyone knows that and for the most part ep is dope. Class of 2013 holds shit down tho when theyre seniors its gonna be fuckin nuts, and im from the class of 2012 :o

East Providence is where you can pick up a sack, find a bottle, and get laid all in one hour.

by noonebro March 29, 2011

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east providence

A small city in Rhode island made up of 3 towns (Central East Providence, Riverside, and Rumford). East Providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as "EP", Rumford is "The Rum", and Riverside is known as "Riverdale" About 75% of the people in East Providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. Kids who live in East Providence attend East Providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. East Providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in East Providence, watch out for the EP Police they'll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. There are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, Central EP holds portugese feasts and a large Heritage Festival during the summer. While in EP you may hear the word "Mad" which is used alot during a normal conversation (EX. that kid is mad custy). A few hotspots in riverside are: The rec, the bank (for skaters), and "the clearing". Some hotspots in Central EP are: Peirce field, hull st., and "Chinky mart". Some hotspots in Rumford are Thompson, the desert, and the trucks.

"Hey guys, East Providence mad boring!"

by D-fresh September 8, 2008

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