Pootz

Armenian for pussy

friend 1: "did u see that bitch ass foo yesterday at the park?"
friend 2: "Ya what a Pootz!!"

by Tht One Niggaaa July 10, 2011

Anime Protagonist

Someone who cannot take a hint and is generally a bit slow

Girl: *Leans in for a kiss*
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "Stupid anime protagonist!"

by TheFreddo August 16, 2017

Plotz Baum

When you feel a rumbling in your stomach, you run to the bathroom, sit down, and BOOM! its drops like a bomb! Baum is slang for the word "Bomb."

Ben:"Man I had a total Plotz Baum today!"

by Brandaminator October 9, 2006

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

The Pretzel

When two straight males take their flaccid penises in such a way that it looks like a pretzel dog.

Yo man, I just did the pretzel with my bros last night. Pretty fun, I'd say.

by Booty Wizard January 15, 2017

Mud Pretzel

The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.

Fofifi loved it when Frank made a mud pretzel for her.

by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006