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Procressed

Depression caused by procrastination.

Noun: Procressedinator
Jody is procressed because he waited till the day of, to study for the GRE.
by Khing Jody October 10, 2017
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Progressive Shonk

progressive shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky

A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk
"His progressive shonk sounds had the crowd hopping that night."
by Allison Redhead August 21, 2007
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procrease

tastefully artful menouver around the crease that surrounds that nylon of a lacrosse goal. Often done by an attackman, however is possible to accomlish if a goalie or even a defensemen. The easiest way to accomplish this is mastering the split-roll dodge combo in order to station yourself face to face with the goalie.
"Did you see when Skylar rolled about the crease with ease leaving his defender's feet tangled."
"yeah it was procrease!"
by PCplaya April 1, 2010
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progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.
Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.
by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013
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procrasshole

A person who distracts others from the work they are about to get underway.
Jessica called with a long-winded story just as I was about to get started on the essay I'd been putting off all weekend. She's such a procrasshole.
by Miss Eggcorn July 28, 2014
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018
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