Porcello'd

To fearlessly bean the other team's ugliest player, then throw his 'roided ass to the ground when he charges.

"Youkilis totally got Porcello'd last night." "Your lucky I didn't Porcello you in our softball game last night." "Billingsley should have Porcello'd A-Rod last night after Manny got hit."

by Courtesy of Detroit August 14, 2009

inebriation proclamation

The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.

"After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation"

by Aubrey Sabala October 27, 2006

proculsexual

Where you are attracted to someone/somebody you know you won’t be in a relationship with for example celebrities or fictional characters.

Occurs a lot in teenage girls towards older boys.

Emily: Duuuude I have such a huge crush on Adam!

Me: See that’s why you are proculsexual

by Jessica Whitlock June 2, 2021

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.

Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...

by Apecicle April 12, 2010

proselytaser

An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser

I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!

by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011

Porcelain Pounder

The act of intercourse with a girl while she is throwing up in a toilet from being too intoxicated.

She was trying to sober up by throwing up a gallon of zima, so I helped her out with a quick porcelain pounder.

by IUPBSN October 4, 2011