Getting pressed

Getting pressed is when a dumb fucker named mike crotch gets pressed so hard he gets shook and can only respond with “k”. And is now Dan and Bens bitch
Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today he shit himself
by Fart lord 69 March 09, 2022
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Getting Pressed

When a teenager names micheal gets pressed tf out of and just says “k” cause he’s so shook
Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today
by Fart lord 69 March 09, 2022
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French Press

To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.
That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!
by scala5k March 14, 2005
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Press the Button

1. What wank translates to for girls, ie, the pressing of the clitrois for female masturbation.
2. A slang term for a girl masturbating.
Girl: Wow, that picture of Orlando Bloom is so hot! I have to go press the button now!
by Dragonfly 3616 February 14, 2008
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Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.
Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.
by Townsend February 09, 2007
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Hydraulic Press

When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.
I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.
by uzasu July 14, 2018
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Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."
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