Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.

To get back at him I shit poured his locker.

by Toecutter June 12, 2014

pour amino

My lover thinking’s it’s now time to pour an amino down the drain and call it a day

A waiter walks up to you-
“Sir, how may I serve you?”
You look at him and nod your head.

“One glass of amino please”
The waiter stands back in a shocked stance.

“But sir, that is our finest item on the menu.”
You nod your head again and let out a small smirk, stroking your chin.

“I know” you say in a low voice.
“Thank you for pouring amino”

Pour amino

by Daddy zhongli October 5, 2021

Sarah Pour

A generous tip of the bottle...generally related to little humans finally going to bed.

The kids were a mess today...I'm going to need a Sarah Pour tonight!!

by Deuce77!! November 27, 2024

Warneke Pour Back

When someone finishes up front with a trans woman and then immediately uses what she just gave him as the lube to go in the other direction, applying her contribution straight back into her for round two. A full “return-to-sender delivery,” but through the back entrance. Think of it as “front to back, zero waste, zero imports.”

He didn’t even reach for lube. She finished in his hand and he just poured it right back into her and went in from behind. That’s a straight-up Warneke Pour Back.

by Mini mill October 20, 2025

pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023