Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

swamp potty

When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.

Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.

by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021

Potty

Potty means shit. It could be a thing or a person just like Pratik sehajpal is called potty and his fans are called potikians. He has set record of wooing girls with his potty and he wooed devoleena who was called pottyleena later.

Potik(Pratik) and pottyleena(Devoleena) are a match made in bigboss15.

by Anand397 February 24, 2022

Potty Laugh

A pity laugh but for a joke that is so bad it makes you physically ill.

Sorry dude that joke was so bad you only got potty laughs last night, yeah not even pity but potty laughs.

by NiniNat313 May 22, 2014

Potty user

A big stupid doo doo head who doesn't wear diapers and uses the potty!

Her "You cant wear diapers, those are only for babies!"
Me "Shut up potty user!"

by Chevyman95 August 30, 2025

Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.

I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!

by Freako Depot April 30, 2025

bad potties

A euphemism that is used for watery poop when calling in sick to work or school.

Aaron's mom: "Aaron cannot go to school today, because he has bad potties".

by Emmet Wendel June 4, 2016