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swamp potty

When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.
Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.
by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021
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potty buddy

The person who goes with you to the bathroom when you're drunk. During this time they are also your best friend and you usually bond over the most insignificant things.
Amy and Danielle go to the bathroom at a club.
amy- "oh my god danielle youre my BEST friend i love you so much thanks for coming in here with me"
danielle- "OMG i love you too potty buddy!!! we're gonna be best friends forever
by erica123 December 16, 2011
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When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer
by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024
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Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

Damn it.”
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022
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potty pic

Pics of urself when ur on the pisser or standing in the bathroom taking mirror shots
I almost sent u a potty pic but I don’t think where on that level of friendship yet
by Ziggy{they/them} June 29, 2023
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port-a-pottie

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)
hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.
by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018
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Potty date

When you and your date have a nice romantic potty date
Jim and ally had a potty date last week
by Ploofss September 21, 2021
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