poland

A place known as the best market for stolen cars from allover Europe.

Today stolen - tommorrow in Poland

by Andjey February 9, 2007

You Forgot Poland

Started as a joke from the invasion of Iraq. Person A would say: "America went in with Britain and Australia." Person B would then say: "You forgot Poland." But Poland only sent a non-combat force in and it was months later. The phrase has become a cliche on Fark.com beginning Oct. 1, 2004

I have no example for this.

by LorgSkyegon October 3, 2004

Poland

A fire ass song by rap artist Lil Yachty (lil boat) that has been released on October 11th 2022. This song currently has the world in a chokehold.

When poland or cough syrup is brought up in a conversation:
"I TOOK THE WOOOOOOOOCK TO POLAAAAAND"

by TonyPatrony October 16, 2022

Poland

Little weak defenseless land sandwhiched between superpowers Germany and Russia. The Germans and the Soviets fought for control of this land during WWI, and the Polish acted as a high school girl who would go home with the jock who won the fight. They have been punked by Germany and Russia throughout their existence. They once tried to rebel against the Soviet Union but were bitch slapped before they even had a chance to speak and forced to get on their knees, beg for forgiveness, kiss the Soviets feet and swear their loyalty to the Warsaw Pact. They can also be compared to the weak little nerd in high school that gets bullied by the cool kids.

Your brother took your car and your girl? Man are you from Poland or something?

by Chriscoolkatt May 14, 2010

Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.

"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"

by Wezsez April 17, 2008

You forgot Poland

What you say to someone who repeatedly insists on using debunked facts to make the case that he actually has any sort of real platform to stand on.

Also useful to say to someone who consistently fails to see the big picture.

"Now, I know this has been disproven, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say we've shouldered 90% of the costs and casualties of the Iraq War..."

"You forgot Poland, you dumbass."

by Kaiser Faust February 9, 2005

Poland

A country that saved the western world four times in a row yet nobody seems to care.

1410: Poland ends German domination over Europe that had existed for hundreds of years.

1683: Poland saves Europe from becoming muslim.

1920: Poland saves Europe from becoming communist.

1940: Poland saves England from falling to Adolf Hitler.

Internet: "haha, polen weak and cannot into space!"

by ayylmao42069 January 18, 2023