colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

pole pusher

One who pushes poles, usually in a homosexual manner.

John Berg's life demonstrates how to be a pole pusher.

by The Seede September 14, 2007

slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.

Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!

by biscuitface November 10, 2013

pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo

That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker

by batman1998353 May 12, 2015

Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!

Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked

by Johnthebaptist69 June 1, 2018

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018