Pokemon GO

The future of kidnapping, by bringing Pokemon to life. This app will probably be released somewhere in 2016. Also see Pokemon

Youngster: *looking for pokemon

Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey

Youngster: I love Pokemon GO

by Just a Pseudonym November 2, 2015

Pokemon Denial

When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.

Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.

Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.

by thefaceoftom January 9, 2010

Pokemon Crater

A free internet multiplayer flash and text game known as one of the biggest let-downs in internet history not because of it's gameplay which was actually quite fun is a bit repetitive but because, at the height of it's popularity it was shut down leaving thousands of loyal fans angry.

noob 1 on monday: hey this game pokemon crater is addicting and fun
noob 1 on friday: what, WTF? did I spell if wrong or something?
(then spends an hour looking for pokemon crater only to find out on wiki answers that it was closed forever thursday night)

by Dr. buttrape August 7, 2009

Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

by still choking victim December 9, 2010

Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

by akafimmy July 14, 2009

Pokemon Go

The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.

Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.

by 1Davex1 July 16, 2016