peter pumper

a flying flaming faggot.

Watch your ass around that peter pumper.

by jackbriggs March 26, 2013

handsome pete

Possibly the oddest simpsons character ever. His sole purpose in life seems to be dancing for "nickles"(thats 5 cents for all the none american people) whilst playing an accordian.
He has been known to dance for up 25 cents/a quarter (clever these yanks eh?) and this, according to our only source, means he will dance for hours (at least 2).
Pete's place of work is the Sea Captain's store (or shop, for the none americans again) on Springfield Harbour.

Arrr! Thats handsome pete! He dances for nickles!

or in extremis

Arr! A quarter! He'll be dancing for hours!

by Liam Maloney July 3, 2007

Moustache Pete

An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.

Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'

by illuminatiagt May 27, 2009

petergazer

the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a pis

you like what you see you peter gazing fag

by Nick a bitch January 14, 2004

Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

by SHLA July 24, 2012

Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.

James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.

by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012

peter pocket

A woman who shares her vagina freely with anyone willing to take it.

You're sister is a fucking peter pocket!

by Damn_Girl July 28, 2008